My Favorite Books

50 Books. Stats.

Women authors: 60%

Scifi: 20%

Fantasy: 26%

Children’s: 20%

Non-white authors: Yikes, I need to expand my reading! Recommendations welcome

I agree with almost none of the books on “greatest books of all time” lists. I may have read them, but they aren’t MY favorites. Books made this list if: they’re MY favorite, I’ve read the book more than once, there is a physical copy on my shelf, and I think about it on a regular basis. Series are represented by the first book.

*There are a number of books that floored me with their beauty and intensity, and that are culturally important an thought-provoking, like The Bluest Eye and Midnight’s Children, but are not on my list because while I learned a lot, I didn’t exactly enjoy them.

A Court Of Mist And Fury

Bat-boy and traumatized unskilled pretty lady get their rocks off

A Horse Called Wonder

Teenager has super speschul bond with sickly foal and they go on to triumph in everything. Also the unintentional unresolved romantic tension with the main villain is chef’s kiss

A Little Princess

Bitches get what’s coming to them

A Wrinkle In Time

Teenager saves her father and brother from aliens, tries to describe light without using the word “photon”

Black Beauty

Gorgeous horse lives a beautiful and tragic life

Children Of Time

Humans figure out how to get along with aliens

Dealing With Dragons

Annoyed princess becomes a dragon’s librarian; the dragon is kind of sexy

Ender’s Game

Child soldier with really good grades made to commit xenocide

Fourth Wing

College kid forced into a major she doesn’t want, unexpectedly excels AND gets The Sexiest Man At School to bang her

Good Omens

An angel and a demon with excellent sexual tension prevent the apocalypse

Here One Moment

Predictive modeling is scary; friends make life good

Jonathan Livingston Seagull

If you ever want to understand the unique mental profile of a trail ultramarathoner, read this book

Modoc

Boy grows up with elephant and it’s hella cute

My Side Of The Mountain

Boy runs away to the mountains and befriends a falcon

Pride And Prejudice

The OG romance; all other books are posers

Small Great Things

Racism is endemic; individual courage matters

Station Eleven

Most of the population of Earth is killed by a flu pandemic, but it’s not actually about that

The Fifth Season

Causing earthquakes, giving and receiving trauma

Hatchett

Teenager survives plane crash in remote wilderness and has to keep surviving for a while until rescued

The Ultimate Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy

Only man to survive destruction of Earth travels the galaxy; somehow it’s the funniest thing I’ve ever read

The Invisible Life Of Addie LaRue

Woman bargains with the Devil to live forever; it actually goes pretty well

The Magician’s Guild

Ooo an MMC so dark and villainous and sexy and an FMC that is the Very Best at magic

The Name Of The Wind

Lyrical, ridiculous fantasy about a guy who is the opposite of humble; the series will never be finished

The Sisterhood Of The Traveling Pants

Teenagers try on (pants!) adulthood

The Witch Of Blackbird Pond

Teenage girl thinks thus is accused of witchcraft

Where The Crawdads Sing

Neglected and smart woman commits justified murder and lives a great life afterwards

A Memory Called Empire

Colonialism is insidious; rise anyway

Alanna: The First Adventure

Magical teenager cross-dresses to join the army

Charlotte’s Web

Spider saves the life of a farm pig

Dead Until Dark

Telepathic waitress gets a vampire boyfriend

Dragonflight: The First Chronicle Of Pern

Pissed off lady bonds with a dragon. saves an entire planet of people

Foundation

Predictive modeling says humanity is doomed; no one cares

Going Postal

Con artist forced to revive post office to avoid punishment of death

Goodnight Moon

Go the fuck to sleep

Island Of The Blue Dolphins

Girl is stranded on an island and survives

Little Women

Life under patriarchy

Matilda

Girl uses her mental powers to fuck shit up

Night

The Holocaust sucked

Shadow And Bone

The dark and mysterious magical leader turns out to be a villain and it’s terribly delicious

Spin

Earth is put in a bubble of slo-time by aliens and everyone is like oh shit!

The Clan Of The Cave Bear

The most speschul perfect woman to have ever lived almost dies a bunch of times but is rewarded for surviving with a horse, a lion, a wolf, a matriarchal society, and a dude with an absolutely ginormous dong

The Lord Of The Rings

The OG fantasy, no notes (well, okay, add women)

The Handmaid’s Tale

What if Republicans win everything?

The Hunger Games

Teenager volunteers to compete in death tournament to save her sister; also has to deal with two boys whining for her attention

The Joy Luck Club

Chinese immigrant mothers and daughters, nuances of being human and whatnot

The Martian

Matt Damon gets stranded on Mars and makes boob jokes

The Seven Husbands Of Evelyn Hugo

Sapphic love story of old-school Hollywood celebrities

The Three-Body Problem

A scientist and an oil tycoon invite aliens to invade Earth and wipe out humanity; weirdly some people have a problem with this

What Alice Forgot

Temporary amnesia prevents a divorce

World War Z

A zombie outbreak happened but we totally won!